1 00:00:12,350 --> 00:00:17,810 ♪ I bet we've been together for a million years ♪ 2 00:00:17,850 --> 00:00:23,480 ♪ and I'll bet we'll be together for a million more ♪ 3 00:00:23,510 --> 00:00:26,010 ♪ oh, it's like I started breathing ♪ 4 00:00:26,050 --> 00:00:28,810 ♪ on the night we kissed 5 00:00:28,850 --> 00:00:34,050 ♪ and I can't remember what I ever did before ♪ 6 00:00:34,080 --> 00:00:37,210 ♪ what would we do, baby 7 00:00:37,250 --> 00:00:39,910 ♪ without us? 8 00:00:39,950 --> 00:00:42,580 ♪ what would we do, baby 9 00:00:42,610 --> 00:00:45,250 ♪ without us? 10 00:00:45,280 --> 00:00:47,910 ♪ and there ain't no nothin' ♪ 11 00:00:47,950 --> 00:00:49,910 ♪ we can't love each other through ♪ 12 00:00:49,950 --> 00:00:51,380 ♪ ooh-hoo 13 00:00:51,410 --> 00:00:54,250 ♪ what would we do, baby 14 00:00:54,280 --> 00:00:57,110 ♪ without us? 15 00:00:57,150 --> 00:01:00,650 ♪ sha-la-la-la. 16 00:01:03,460 --> 00:01:05,330 I don't know, Gus. 17 00:01:05,360 --> 00:01:06,560 Maybe we should have started 18 00:01:06,600 --> 00:01:08,130 the "giants of the white house" series 19 00:01:08,160 --> 00:01:09,800 with a more colorful person. 20 00:01:09,830 --> 00:01:12,160 I told you that before we started, Steve. 21 00:01:12,200 --> 00:01:14,160 I know, but I've always liked Calvin Coolidge. 22 00:01:14,200 --> 00:01:15,700 But the way you've cut it together here, 23 00:01:15,730 --> 00:01:17,830 you make him seem so unexciting. 24 00:01:20,230 --> 00:01:22,730 God did that, Steve. 25 00:01:22,760 --> 00:01:25,730 Just who do you think's gonna watch a show like this, anyway? 26 00:01:25,760 --> 00:01:28,430 I don't know, uh, relatives, shut-ins, 27 00:01:28,460 --> 00:01:31,500 people who are heavily sedated. 28 00:01:31,530 --> 00:01:33,560 Program notes are on your desk, Steven. 29 00:01:33,600 --> 00:01:34,800 Oh, thanks, Stace. 30 00:01:34,830 --> 00:01:36,700 Listen, I just thought it might be interesting 31 00:01:36,730 --> 00:01:39,000 to learn more about Coolidge the man. 32 00:01:39,030 --> 00:01:41,100 It's the 50th anniversary of his death this year, 33 00:01:41,130 --> 00:01:42,430 I wanted to do something special. 34 00:01:42,460 --> 00:01:43,430 That's all. 35 00:01:43,460 --> 00:01:45,760 Send a card. Stacey: Come on. 36 00:01:45,800 --> 00:01:47,760 I think your idea's great, Steven. 37 00:01:47,800 --> 00:01:50,030 And ideally it could be the best of all possible worlds, 38 00:01:50,060 --> 00:01:52,560 entertaining, educational, controversial. 39 00:01:52,600 --> 00:01:54,030 And a winner in the ratings. 40 00:01:54,060 --> 00:01:55,660 Remind me to give you a raise. 41 00:01:55,700 --> 00:01:57,130 We'll take it out of Gus' salary. 42 00:01:57,160 --> 00:02:00,460 Oh, you know me... I think all your ideas are brilliant. 43 00:02:00,500 --> 00:02:01,900 Hey, take it easy, Stacey. 44 00:02:01,930 --> 00:02:03,460 I have a wife and kids to support. 45 00:02:03,500 --> 00:02:05,900 Oh, sorry. I didn't mean to get carried away. 46 00:02:05,930 --> 00:02:09,600 It's just, well, I think Steven is great. 47 00:02:09,630 --> 00:02:10,730 That's all. 48 00:02:13,260 --> 00:02:16,360 Kid's got a head on her shoulders. 49 00:02:16,400 --> 00:02:18,960 What she's got is a big crush on you. 50 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:20,600 Oh, don't be ridiculous. 51 00:02:20,630 --> 00:02:22,500 She was in here a minute and a half, 52 00:02:22,530 --> 00:02:24,500 and she touched you seven times. 53 00:02:25,930 --> 00:02:27,700 I counted. 54 00:02:27,730 --> 00:02:29,800 That's the way young people are today, Gus. 55 00:02:29,830 --> 00:02:31,760 They're demonstrative. They touch. 56 00:02:31,800 --> 00:02:34,660 That's a touch every 13 seconds. 57 00:02:34,700 --> 00:02:38,460 Whoo! That's tough even for an octopus. 58 00:02:38,500 --> 00:02:40,660 It was nothing more than a show of respect. 59 00:02:40,700 --> 00:02:41,930 Uh, no, no, no, Steven. 60 00:02:41,960 --> 00:02:44,630 This is respect... "good job, Steve." 61 00:02:44,660 --> 00:02:46,360 Way to go on that Coolidge idea. 62 00:02:46,400 --> 00:02:47,730 "Hang in there, pal." 63 00:02:47,760 --> 00:02:50,500 Mm-hmm. Now, this is what she did. 64 00:02:50,530 --> 00:02:52,200 Gus, please! 65 00:02:54,300 --> 00:02:56,600 This is, uh, a place of business. 66 00:02:56,630 --> 00:02:57,630 I'm telling you, Steve, 67 00:02:57,660 --> 00:03:00,130 I recognize that look in her eye. 68 00:03:00,160 --> 00:03:03,230 Enough, okay? Okay, okay. 69 00:03:05,530 --> 00:03:07,730 One. 70 00:03:07,760 --> 00:03:09,330 Am I interrupting anything? 71 00:03:09,360 --> 00:03:11,860 Uh, no, no, not at all. Don't be silly. 72 00:03:11,900 --> 00:03:15,060 No, no, we were just talking about men, women... 73 00:03:15,100 --> 00:03:16,160 Sex. 74 00:03:16,200 --> 00:03:17,560 Wait a minute. Let me pull up a chair. 75 00:03:17,600 --> 00:03:20,700 Two, three, four and a half. 76 00:03:22,600 --> 00:03:24,160 What? Uh, nothing, nothing. 77 00:03:24,200 --> 00:03:25,960 Just, uh, practicing counting. 78 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:27,160 Oh. 79 00:03:27,200 --> 00:03:29,560 So, what'd I miss? 80 00:03:29,600 --> 00:03:32,200 Well, we were discussing the kind of men 81 00:03:32,230 --> 00:03:33,730 that women find attractive. 82 00:03:33,760 --> 00:03:35,260 Oh, good subject. 83 00:03:35,300 --> 00:03:38,300 Um, I don't think a man can be really, really attractive 84 00:03:38,330 --> 00:03:43,130 until he's, oh, about, uh, 40. 85 00:03:43,160 --> 00:03:44,460 How old are you, Steve? 86 00:03:44,500 --> 00:03:46,630 I'll be, uh, 40 this year. 87 00:03:46,660 --> 00:03:48,600 Well, there's a perfect example. 88 00:03:48,630 --> 00:03:51,830 Steven is probably the most appealing guy I know. 89 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:54,500 Man over P.A.: Stacey Hughes. 90 00:03:54,530 --> 00:03:56,630 Got to go. Mwah. 91 00:04:00,730 --> 00:04:01,700 Gus? 92 00:04:01,730 --> 00:04:04,760 Six touches, one minute flat. 93 00:04:04,800 --> 00:04:06,730 Could be a new world record. 94 00:04:08,430 --> 00:04:10,360 Uh-huh. Uh-huh. 95 00:04:10,400 --> 00:04:12,200 Wow. Well, what was she wearing 96 00:04:12,230 --> 00:04:14,230 before she changed into that outfit? 97 00:04:14,260 --> 00:04:17,200 Mallory, I need the phone. 98 00:04:17,230 --> 00:04:21,660 I can't believe it. Where does she shop? 99 00:04:21,700 --> 00:04:24,230 Who cares where she shops?! 100 00:04:24,260 --> 00:04:26,100 It's her own business. 101 00:04:26,130 --> 00:04:28,760 Maybe I should read this note to you guys again. 102 00:04:30,200 --> 00:04:33,560 "Please get dinner ready. Mom." 103 00:04:33,600 --> 00:04:36,630 See, there's an "s" on the end of "kids." 104 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:40,160 Hey, you guys, help! 105 00:04:40,200 --> 00:04:41,300 Uh-huh. 106 00:04:41,330 --> 00:04:43,730 Well, I'll be wearing shorts and leg warmers. 107 00:04:43,760 --> 00:04:44,960 Whoa. Whoa! 108 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:47,160 Uh-huh. How 'bout you? 109 00:04:47,200 --> 00:04:49,860 Yeah, beige or blue. That's... 110 00:04:49,900 --> 00:04:51,760 Don't bother getting off the phone, Mallory. 111 00:04:51,800 --> 00:04:54,530 The fire probably won't spread to the rest of the house. 112 00:04:58,030 --> 00:04:59,600 Aah! It was Alex's fault. 113 00:04:59,630 --> 00:05:01,760 Both: It was Mallory's fault. 114 00:05:01,800 --> 00:05:04,130 Look, all right, it doesn't matter whose fault it is. 115 00:05:04,160 --> 00:05:07,200 Just clean it up! And send out for pizza. 116 00:05:10,160 --> 00:05:12,200 Tough day at the office, mom? 117 00:05:12,230 --> 00:05:14,460 It's a little frustrating, that's all. 118 00:05:14,500 --> 00:05:16,830 Want to talk about it? 119 00:05:16,860 --> 00:05:20,430 Well, it's just a matter of getting used to things, I guess. 120 00:05:20,460 --> 00:05:22,160 Uh, being back in an office situation, 121 00:05:22,200 --> 00:05:23,760 there's bound to be some pressures, 122 00:05:23,800 --> 00:05:25,360 some adjustments. 123 00:05:25,400 --> 00:05:27,160 How does that make you feel? 124 00:05:29,900 --> 00:05:31,530 A little depressed. 125 00:05:32,960 --> 00:05:35,660 Go on. Go on. Go with that thought. 126 00:05:37,030 --> 00:05:41,130 You know, when I was a teenager, about 14, 15 years old... 127 00:05:41,160 --> 00:05:44,000 Why am I telling you this? 128 00:05:44,030 --> 00:05:47,060 Alex, will you stop faking interest in mom's feelings 129 00:05:47,100 --> 00:05:49,400 and help us clean up here? 130 00:05:49,430 --> 00:05:52,630 Jennifer. Jennifer, I'm her eldest child. 131 00:05:52,660 --> 00:05:54,400 I'm her first-born. 132 00:05:54,430 --> 00:05:56,930 I'm her son. 133 00:05:56,960 --> 00:06:00,560 There is a bond between us... 134 00:06:00,600 --> 00:06:03,160 That the two of you could never break. 135 00:06:04,200 --> 00:06:07,130 Alex, help your sisters clean up 136 00:06:07,160 --> 00:06:09,230 or you're grounded for a week. 137 00:06:10,430 --> 00:06:13,500 See, the bond stretches, but it never breaks. 138 00:06:15,400 --> 00:06:16,900 Hello! 139 00:06:16,930 --> 00:06:18,030 Hey, dad. Hi. 140 00:06:19,760 --> 00:06:21,060 Take it easy, take it easy. 141 00:06:21,100 --> 00:06:23,360 Save a little something for father's day. 142 00:06:24,800 --> 00:06:26,330 How was work? 143 00:06:26,360 --> 00:06:29,960 What do you mean, "how was work?" 144 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:32,630 I mean, how was work? 145 00:06:32,660 --> 00:06:33,930 Why do you ask? 146 00:06:33,960 --> 00:06:36,360 I always ask. I like to know how your day went. 147 00:06:36,400 --> 00:06:38,900 Went fine. Fine. 148 00:06:38,930 --> 00:06:40,460 Nothing exciting? 149 00:06:40,500 --> 00:06:43,330 No, not at all, not even close. 150 00:06:43,360 --> 00:06:44,800 I didn't flirt with anyone, 151 00:06:44,830 --> 00:06:46,600 if that's what you're getting at. 152 00:06:49,900 --> 00:06:51,760 I didn't mention anything about flirting. 153 00:06:51,800 --> 00:06:53,700 It was implied. 154 00:06:53,730 --> 00:06:55,530 No, it wasn't. Look, first, I come home, 155 00:06:55,560 --> 00:06:56,660 you don't even notice me. 156 00:06:56,700 --> 00:06:57,930 Then you give me the third degree 157 00:06:57,960 --> 00:07:00,200 about how I spent my day. 158 00:07:00,230 --> 00:07:02,260 I think I've had enough. Thanks. 159 00:07:06,600 --> 00:07:08,300 Want to talk about it? 160 00:07:17,100 --> 00:07:18,500 Steve. 161 00:07:21,030 --> 00:07:23,700 Been giving a lot of thought to your Calvin Coolidge project. 162 00:07:23,730 --> 00:07:25,400 I think I've come up with a way 163 00:07:25,430 --> 00:07:27,900 to make this turkey seem alive, vibrant, exciting. 164 00:07:27,930 --> 00:07:29,130 Oh, well, great. What is it? 165 00:07:29,160 --> 00:07:32,530 We do the whole thing as a cartoon. 166 00:07:33,730 --> 00:07:35,230 Thanks a lot, Gus. 167 00:07:37,760 --> 00:07:40,060 Somebody spill a case of beer in here? 168 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:43,400 I don't smell anything. 169 00:07:45,600 --> 00:07:47,800 It's you. 170 00:07:47,830 --> 00:07:49,830 Cologne. 171 00:07:49,860 --> 00:07:51,930 Hey, that's macho mist, isn't it? 172 00:07:53,660 --> 00:07:55,900 I may have dabbed on a drop or two of Cologne. 173 00:07:57,500 --> 00:08:01,100 There's something different about you, Steve. 174 00:08:01,130 --> 00:08:03,860 Ah, you're dressed. 175 00:08:03,900 --> 00:08:05,330 I dress every day, Gus. 176 00:08:05,360 --> 00:08:08,060 It's an old habit I picked up as a kid. 177 00:08:08,100 --> 00:08:12,100 Now, you know what I mean. You have on things that match. 178 00:08:14,360 --> 00:08:17,160 That is an ensemble. 179 00:08:17,200 --> 00:08:19,400 You've never worn an ensemble before. 180 00:08:19,430 --> 00:08:20,800 Knock it off, Gus. 181 00:08:20,830 --> 00:08:23,630 Ah, and your hair is different too. 182 00:08:23,660 --> 00:08:26,460 Oh, boy, Steve, you look great. 183 00:08:27,600 --> 00:08:29,260 Hey, can I buy you a drink after work? 184 00:08:29,300 --> 00:08:30,337 Gus! 185 00:08:32,460 --> 00:08:36,060 Ah, it's Stacey, right? 186 00:08:36,100 --> 00:08:38,300 This is all for her, isn't it? 187 00:08:38,330 --> 00:08:41,600 Gus, just because a man's sweater and slacks 188 00:08:41,630 --> 00:08:44,400 and socks happen to match... 189 00:08:44,430 --> 00:08:47,660 Doesn't mean he's about to leave his wife and three children. 190 00:08:47,700 --> 00:08:50,200 Whatever you say, Steve. 191 00:08:50,230 --> 00:08:51,300 Morning! Oh. 192 00:08:51,330 --> 00:08:52,900 Oh, hi, Stace. 193 00:08:52,930 --> 00:08:55,130 Good morning. Mwah. 194 00:08:55,160 --> 00:08:58,860 Say, don't you look terrific? What a great ensemble. 195 00:09:00,900 --> 00:09:02,160 Oh, what? This old thing? 196 00:09:02,200 --> 00:09:04,230 Oh, no, it's a great color for you. 197 00:09:04,260 --> 00:09:05,430 Well, I just grabbed 198 00:09:05,460 --> 00:09:07,300 the first thing in the closet, really. 199 00:09:11,960 --> 00:09:12,930 Well, 200 00:09:12,960 --> 00:09:14,130 you don't make it any easier 201 00:09:14,160 --> 00:09:15,860 for someone to keep their mind on their work, 202 00:09:15,900 --> 00:09:17,200 I can tell you. 203 00:09:17,230 --> 00:09:20,100 Well, it's a burden we all have to bear, Stace. 204 00:09:20,130 --> 00:09:21,800 Uh, what have you got there? 205 00:09:21,830 --> 00:09:24,660 Last night, I... A poor single girl 206 00:09:24,700 --> 00:09:26,600 with no social life to speak of... 207 00:09:26,630 --> 00:09:28,060 Stayed here and put together 208 00:09:28,100 --> 00:09:30,400 this little film about Calvin Coolidge. 209 00:09:30,430 --> 00:09:32,930 And I hope you like it, Steven. 210 00:09:34,800 --> 00:09:37,430 Stacey, that's wonderful. Oh, thank you. 211 00:09:37,460 --> 00:09:39,930 That's terrific. You're welcome. 212 00:09:41,630 --> 00:09:44,600 Uh, where'd you dig up the footage, Stacey? 213 00:09:44,630 --> 00:09:46,460 Um, files, newsreels. 214 00:09:46,500 --> 00:09:50,200 Uh, the last crowd was actually cheering for Frank Sinatra. 215 00:09:50,230 --> 00:09:51,360 I think it's just great. 216 00:09:51,400 --> 00:09:53,660 Why don't you take over this project? 217 00:09:53,700 --> 00:09:55,400 Oh, no, Gus, don't be silly. 218 00:09:55,430 --> 00:09:56,830 Well, it's really not for me. 219 00:09:56,860 --> 00:10:00,200 I mean, basically, I'm a monarchist. 220 00:10:00,230 --> 00:10:01,860 If you really don't want to do it, Gus... 221 00:10:01,900 --> 00:10:03,230 Uh, no, I don't. 222 00:10:03,260 --> 00:10:04,600 I'll... I'll go get the files, okay? 223 00:10:04,630 --> 00:10:06,230 That's great! 224 00:10:06,260 --> 00:10:07,860 I mean, that... That's great. 225 00:10:09,130 --> 00:10:10,730 So... 226 00:10:10,760 --> 00:10:12,360 Well, congratulations. 227 00:10:12,400 --> 00:10:14,000 Uh, you're a filmmaker. 228 00:10:14,030 --> 00:10:15,360 Yeah. 229 00:10:17,930 --> 00:10:18,930 Mm. 230 00:10:19,700 --> 00:10:21,630 Whoa, whoa. 231 00:10:21,660 --> 00:10:24,300 I can't help it. I'm in love with you. 232 00:10:25,730 --> 00:10:28,400 No. No, you're not. 233 00:10:28,430 --> 00:10:30,400 You... you can't be. You just think you are. 234 00:10:30,430 --> 00:10:32,400 No. Yes. 235 00:10:32,430 --> 00:10:33,900 It's, uh, very common. 236 00:10:35,160 --> 00:10:37,700 My... my... my... My position, my age. 237 00:10:37,730 --> 00:10:38,900 My socks. 238 00:10:41,060 --> 00:10:42,560 You're really funny. 239 00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:43,900 You know, that's one of the things 240 00:10:43,930 --> 00:10:45,600 I love most about you. 241 00:10:45,630 --> 00:10:47,000 Uh, Stacey. Mm-hmm? 242 00:10:47,030 --> 00:10:49,100 This is all wrong. I'm a married man. 243 00:10:49,130 --> 00:10:51,000 I have three children. 244 00:10:51,030 --> 00:10:52,300 I know. 245 00:10:52,330 --> 00:10:54,830 You're a very sensitive, caring father and husband. 246 00:10:54,860 --> 00:10:56,600 Makes me want you even more. 247 00:10:56,630 --> 00:10:59,100 I see. 248 00:10:59,130 --> 00:11:00,560 Don't you think... 249 00:11:00,600 --> 00:11:03,600 I don't want to think. I just want you. 250 00:11:03,630 --> 00:11:07,830 I'll be working here alone tonight, Steven. 251 00:11:07,860 --> 00:11:10,560 It can be any way you want it. 252 00:11:10,600 --> 00:11:12,760 No strings. 253 00:11:12,800 --> 00:11:15,430 No guilt. 254 00:11:15,460 --> 00:11:17,560 No preservatives. 255 00:11:30,700 --> 00:11:34,000 Hey, hey, don't let my neck get in the way. 256 00:11:34,030 --> 00:11:35,160 Orange and red? 257 00:11:35,200 --> 00:11:36,460 No one in their right mind 258 00:11:36,500 --> 00:11:38,600 would put those two colors together. 259 00:11:38,630 --> 00:11:40,500 Uh-oh. Mom, better call the police. 260 00:11:40,530 --> 00:11:43,460 I think someone's outfit clashed. 261 00:11:43,500 --> 00:11:45,560 Mom, make him stop it, please. 262 00:11:45,600 --> 00:11:47,377 Alex, stop bothering your sister. 263 00:11:47,400 --> 00:11:50,600 Mallory, the telephone is an instrument of communication. 264 00:11:50,630 --> 00:11:53,230 On behalf of Alexander Graham Bell 265 00:11:53,260 --> 00:11:55,000 and the entire Bell family, 266 00:11:55,030 --> 00:11:56,330 I am personally offended 267 00:11:56,360 --> 00:11:58,660 by the level of your conversation. 268 00:11:58,700 --> 00:12:00,560 Did you hear that? 269 00:12:02,030 --> 00:12:04,760 Oh, honey, uh, uh, I was thinking 270 00:12:04,800 --> 00:12:06,530 instead of my going back to the station, 271 00:12:06,560 --> 00:12:08,160 why don't we go out to dinner and a movie? 272 00:12:08,200 --> 00:12:10,430 Uh, no. Why not? 273 00:12:10,460 --> 00:12:13,430 Well, for one thing, we've already had dinner. 274 00:12:13,460 --> 00:12:16,330 Oh, okay. Just a movie, then? 275 00:12:16,360 --> 00:12:17,800 This isn't really a good night for me, honey. 276 00:12:17,830 --> 00:12:19,200 I've got to get to bed early tonight, 277 00:12:19,230 --> 00:12:21,500 so I'll be in top form for that meeting tomorrow morning. 278 00:12:21,530 --> 00:12:24,300 Yeah... hey, Alex, can I interest you in a movie? 279 00:12:24,330 --> 00:12:26,160 Oh, I don't know, dad. May... maybe. 280 00:12:26,200 --> 00:12:28,060 Uh, let's see what's playing. 281 00:12:29,400 --> 00:12:31,730 Ah, double bill at the North Town. 282 00:12:31,760 --> 00:12:33,560 "Love with the Proper Stranger" 283 00:12:33,600 --> 00:12:36,000 and "Betrayal." 284 00:12:40,860 --> 00:12:42,100 I don't think so, dad. 285 00:12:42,130 --> 00:12:43,370 Anyway, I thought you were going 286 00:12:43,400 --> 00:12:44,830 back down to the station tonight. 287 00:12:44,860 --> 00:12:46,060 Well, I don't have to. 288 00:12:46,100 --> 00:12:48,160 I-I might if there's nothing else to do. 289 00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:51,200 Hey, Jen, want to do something tonight? 290 00:12:51,230 --> 00:12:53,860 The Reds are playing the Expos on TV, dad. 291 00:12:53,900 --> 00:12:55,500 Want to go the game? 292 00:12:55,530 --> 00:12:58,900 They're playing in Montreal. 293 00:13:06,200 --> 00:13:07,460 I can't tonight, dad. 294 00:13:07,500 --> 00:13:10,400 I've got a lot of important phone calls to make. 295 00:13:10,430 --> 00:13:12,760 You don't even know what I was gonna ask you. 296 00:13:12,800 --> 00:13:16,130 Well, you've got that "let's do father-daughter stuff" look. 297 00:13:16,160 --> 00:13:19,700 I apologize for being such a burden on everybody. 298 00:13:19,730 --> 00:13:21,860 Ah, don't worry about it, dad. 299 00:13:26,030 --> 00:13:27,500 Sorry, Steven, didn't realize 300 00:13:27,530 --> 00:13:29,600 it was so important for you to go out tonight. 301 00:13:29,630 --> 00:13:30,830 It's not. It's not. 302 00:13:30,860 --> 00:13:33,730 In fact, I really should go back down to the station. 303 00:13:33,760 --> 00:13:36,060 Oh, well, what's going on down there? 304 00:13:36,100 --> 00:13:38,830 Well, uh, we're working on that, uh, documentary... 305 00:13:38,860 --> 00:13:41,060 "Silent Cal Opens Up." 306 00:13:42,430 --> 00:13:43,760 I thought Gus was doing that. 307 00:13:43,800 --> 00:13:45,230 Uh, he was, but... But we turned it over 308 00:13:45,260 --> 00:13:47,700 to that production assistant, Stacey, uh... 309 00:13:47,730 --> 00:13:49,700 Uh, Hughes. Oh. 310 00:13:49,730 --> 00:13:51,430 Y-you've met her, haven't you? 311 00:13:51,460 --> 00:13:53,560 Yeah, well, she... She seemed very bright. 312 00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:54,560 She is. Well, she... 313 00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:55,830 Yeah, she is. 314 00:13:55,860 --> 00:13:58,160 Eh, anyway, she's working on this on her own, 315 00:13:58,200 --> 00:14:01,100 so I thought the least I could do is, uh, go down there. 316 00:14:02,060 --> 00:14:04,400 Well, sounds like you should. 317 00:14:04,430 --> 00:14:08,760 Yeah, yeah, so, uh, I'll go down there now and help her. 318 00:14:12,900 --> 00:14:14,830 I'm on my way. 319 00:14:18,730 --> 00:14:20,530 Here I go. 320 00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:24,100 I'll miss you. 321 00:14:26,860 --> 00:14:28,100 Yeah, me too. 322 00:14:30,360 --> 00:14:31,830 Bye, Mallory. 323 00:14:33,160 --> 00:14:35,430 Take care of your little sister. 324 00:14:36,700 --> 00:14:37,860 Jennifer, Jennifer, 325 00:14:37,900 --> 00:14:40,160 don't let sports interfere with your schoolwork. 326 00:14:40,200 --> 00:14:42,830 Alex... 327 00:14:42,860 --> 00:14:45,460 You're the man of the house while I'm gone. 328 00:14:51,960 --> 00:14:54,330 Was dad just drafted? 329 00:15:06,330 --> 00:15:07,330 Hi. 330 00:15:07,900 --> 00:15:10,000 Hi. 331 00:15:10,030 --> 00:15:11,860 It was getting late. 332 00:15:11,900 --> 00:15:13,660 I didn't know if you were coming. 333 00:15:13,700 --> 00:15:15,460 I wasn't sure either, but I figured, you know, 334 00:15:15,500 --> 00:15:17,600 the documentary and everything, so I... 335 00:15:17,630 --> 00:15:19,300 Got in my car... 336 00:15:19,330 --> 00:15:22,160 Drove around the neighborhood for two hours, and here I am. 337 00:15:24,030 --> 00:15:25,900 Well, Steven, we can go through the charade 338 00:15:25,930 --> 00:15:27,330 of working on the film, 339 00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:31,000 or we could just stand around here awkwardly some more, or... 340 00:15:31,030 --> 00:15:34,160 We could go right back to my place and make love. 341 00:15:37,530 --> 00:15:39,830 C-could you run down those options one... 342 00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:46,760 Steven, are you attracted to me? 343 00:15:48,360 --> 00:15:49,400 Very much. 344 00:15:49,430 --> 00:15:51,260 Well, then come home with me. 345 00:15:51,300 --> 00:15:53,830 We'll forget about everything and everybody else in the world, 346 00:15:53,860 --> 00:15:54,930 just for a few hours. 347 00:15:54,960 --> 00:15:56,400 You and I will be the only two people. 348 00:15:56,430 --> 00:15:57,530 Nobody ever has to know. 349 00:15:57,560 --> 00:15:59,430 Come home with me, Steven. 350 00:15:59,460 --> 00:16:01,630 I have a home, Stacey. It means a lot to me. 351 00:16:01,660 --> 00:16:03,430 I don't want to risk losing it. 352 00:16:03,460 --> 00:16:05,030 I promise you we won't get caught. 353 00:16:05,060 --> 00:16:07,200 I'm not worried... I'm not worried about getting caught. 354 00:16:07,230 --> 00:16:09,600 I'm worried about violating the core of love and trust 355 00:16:09,630 --> 00:16:12,060 I've built my life around. 356 00:16:12,100 --> 00:16:14,500 G-getting caught's not good, either. 357 00:16:16,160 --> 00:16:19,960 Steven, all I want to do is share a moment with you. 358 00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:21,230 A beautiful moment, 359 00:16:21,260 --> 00:16:24,400 one that we can both file away and keep forever. 360 00:16:25,700 --> 00:16:28,260 It's got a nice ring to it. 361 00:16:28,300 --> 00:16:29,460 Just think of it this way... 362 00:16:29,500 --> 00:16:32,660 We work together, laugh together, 363 00:16:32,700 --> 00:16:34,300 share a lot. 364 00:16:34,330 --> 00:16:36,800 If we share our bed, too, why is that so different? 365 00:16:37,960 --> 00:16:40,030 For one thing, we'll be lying down. 366 00:16:41,430 --> 00:16:43,330 Well, not necessarily. 367 00:16:47,300 --> 00:16:49,060 Is it getting hot in here? 368 00:16:50,300 --> 00:16:52,760 We could open a window or knock down a wall. 369 00:16:52,800 --> 00:16:54,660 Steven. 370 00:16:54,700 --> 00:16:56,800 Stacey, I'll be honest with you. 371 00:16:56,830 --> 00:16:58,960 The idea of going back to your apartment with you 372 00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:01,360 right now is very, very... 373 00:17:01,400 --> 00:17:03,360 Uh, thought-provoking to say the least. 374 00:17:03,400 --> 00:17:05,860 You're a wonderful person. I'm very attracted to you. 375 00:17:05,900 --> 00:17:07,260 But... but... 376 00:17:07,300 --> 00:17:09,660 Steven, I understand your feelings, and I respect them. 377 00:17:09,700 --> 00:17:12,160 But if your feelings for your wife and your family 378 00:17:12,200 --> 00:17:14,060 are as strong as you say they are, 379 00:17:14,100 --> 00:17:15,930 then how can anything we do threaten them? 380 00:17:15,960 --> 00:17:17,960 Because I can't view my life 381 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:19,730 as a series of unrelated episodes. 382 00:17:19,760 --> 00:17:22,700 Everything I do affects every part of me. 383 00:17:22,730 --> 00:17:25,160 We would be so good together, Steven. 384 00:17:27,230 --> 00:17:28,500 I know. 385 00:17:29,960 --> 00:17:32,030 It can't happen, Stacey. 386 00:17:42,430 --> 00:17:45,430 Well, the apartment's a mess, anyway. 387 00:17:46,830 --> 00:17:48,360 I'm sorry. 388 00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:51,830 It's all right. The maid comes tomorrow. 389 00:17:51,860 --> 00:17:53,700 That's... that's not what I meant. 390 00:17:53,730 --> 00:17:55,060 I... Oh. 391 00:17:58,830 --> 00:18:01,260 Well... 392 00:18:01,300 --> 00:18:03,100 What do we do now? 393 00:18:03,130 --> 00:18:05,160 How 'bout a hug? 394 00:18:05,200 --> 00:18:06,360 Hmm? 395 00:18:07,200 --> 00:18:09,100 Yeah. 396 00:18:10,260 --> 00:18:11,460 Oh. 397 00:18:13,700 --> 00:18:16,360 The irony is beautiful, isn't it? 398 00:18:16,400 --> 00:18:17,960 The thing that I love most about you 399 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:19,930 is the thing that's keeping us apart. 400 00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:22,900 You are so damn honorable. 401 00:18:24,230 --> 00:18:25,760 I'll walk you to your car. 402 00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:27,760 You're not gonna try anything, are you? 403 00:18:27,800 --> 00:18:29,260 Stace, I... 404 00:18:32,730 --> 00:18:34,330 Let's go. 405 00:18:43,760 --> 00:18:45,530 Okay, now, it's very simple. 406 00:18:45,560 --> 00:18:47,800 See, each of us has a 60-minute period 407 00:18:47,830 --> 00:18:50,600 in which he or she can use the telephone. 408 00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:53,260 That way no one can monopolize it for the whole evening. 409 00:18:53,300 --> 00:18:57,400 All right, now, this chart maps out everyone's time period. 410 00:18:57,430 --> 00:19:00,400 I just have one small problem with this. 411 00:19:00,430 --> 00:19:01,730 What is it? 412 00:19:01,760 --> 00:19:05,830 My phone time is an hour past my bedtime. 413 00:19:07,530 --> 00:19:09,300 This chart is business, Jennifer, 414 00:19:09,330 --> 00:19:12,360 your bedtime is a personal matter. 415 00:19:12,400 --> 00:19:14,400 Alex, I'm tired of your charts. 416 00:19:14,430 --> 00:19:16,130 I'm tired of you bossing me around. 417 00:19:16,160 --> 00:19:17,230 I'm tired of you telling me 418 00:19:17,260 --> 00:19:18,930 when I can and can't use the phone. 419 00:19:18,960 --> 00:19:20,930 And I'm tired of you, Alex. 420 00:19:27,330 --> 00:19:29,400 Just what are you trying to say, Mallory? 421 00:19:31,200 --> 00:19:33,500 Oh, hi, kids. 422 00:19:33,530 --> 00:19:34,800 Where's your mother? 423 00:19:34,830 --> 00:19:36,830 Oh, she went to bed early. 424 00:19:36,860 --> 00:19:39,030 Speaking of bed, Jennifer, shouldn't you be in one? 425 00:19:39,060 --> 00:19:40,260 It's 10:00. 426 00:19:40,300 --> 00:19:42,500 I, uh, um, didn't want to go to bed 427 00:19:42,530 --> 00:19:45,160 without saying good night to you, dad. 428 00:19:45,200 --> 00:19:46,630 Good night. Mwah. 429 00:19:47,700 --> 00:19:49,660 I'm glad you're home. 430 00:19:49,700 --> 00:19:51,460 So am I. 431 00:19:51,500 --> 00:19:55,530 Maybe you can settle a little dispute for us, dad. 432 00:19:55,560 --> 00:19:56,900 I will not have my communication 433 00:19:56,930 --> 00:19:59,260 governed by one of your silly charts. 434 00:19:59,300 --> 00:20:02,560 A 45-minute discussion about somebody's leg warmers. 435 00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:05,360 You call that communication? 436 00:20:05,400 --> 00:20:08,400 Who asked you to listen to my phone conversations, anyway? 437 00:20:08,430 --> 00:20:11,000 Mallory, the human eardrum is designed to pick up any sound 438 00:20:11,030 --> 00:20:12,160 within a certain radius, 439 00:20:12,200 --> 00:20:14,600 no matter how inane that sound may be. 440 00:20:14,660 --> 00:20:16,100 Mallory, Alex! 441 00:20:16,130 --> 00:20:18,060 Yeah, dad? 442 00:20:19,430 --> 00:20:21,400 I love you both very much. 443 00:20:24,060 --> 00:20:25,630 You feeling okay, dad? 444 00:20:27,660 --> 00:20:29,860 I feel great. Just great. 445 00:20:29,900 --> 00:20:31,530 Well, good night. 446 00:20:31,560 --> 00:20:33,700 Yeah, good night. Sleep well. 447 00:20:33,730 --> 00:20:35,060 I'm telling you, Mallory... 448 00:20:38,130 --> 00:20:40,730 I love this house. 449 00:20:40,760 --> 00:20:44,160 What a great kitchen. 450 00:20:44,200 --> 00:20:46,030 Love these plates. 451 00:20:48,600 --> 00:20:50,960 You really can see your face in here. 452 00:20:53,960 --> 00:20:56,060 So this is what you do after I go to sleep at night. 453 00:20:56,100 --> 00:20:58,530 Oh... Elyse! 454 00:20:58,560 --> 00:20:59,860 I thought I heard voices. 455 00:20:59,900 --> 00:21:02,300 I-I didn't realize it was just you and a plate. 456 00:21:03,800 --> 00:21:05,800 Uh, I'm glad you're awake. 457 00:21:05,830 --> 00:21:06,960 I want to talk to you. 458 00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:09,200 What about? You know what I was doing 459 00:21:09,230 --> 00:21:11,500 while I drove home from the station? 460 00:21:11,530 --> 00:21:12,960 Watching the road, I hope. 461 00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:15,200 Counting... Counting all the times 462 00:21:15,230 --> 00:21:16,760 you and I have stayed up all night 463 00:21:16,800 --> 00:21:18,060 nursing one of the kid's fevers. 464 00:21:18,100 --> 00:21:20,130 Guess how many. 465 00:21:20,160 --> 00:21:21,260 Couldn't begin to. 466 00:21:21,300 --> 00:21:23,000 Well, go ahead, try. 467 00:21:24,130 --> 00:21:25,560 17. 468 00:21:25,600 --> 00:21:28,200 That's right. 469 00:21:28,230 --> 00:21:29,630 How'd you know? 470 00:21:29,660 --> 00:21:31,030 I don't know. 471 00:21:31,060 --> 00:21:33,030 I guess after all our years together, 472 00:21:33,060 --> 00:21:34,260 I-I can read your mind. 473 00:21:34,300 --> 00:21:35,930 Guess you can. 474 00:21:38,530 --> 00:21:41,330 What am I thinking now? 475 00:21:41,360 --> 00:21:44,430 You're thinking there's no place like home? 476 00:21:44,460 --> 00:21:46,730 You're very good at this, you know? 477 00:21:46,760 --> 00:21:49,000 Set up a booth on the boardwalk. 478 00:21:51,460 --> 00:21:53,630 And you're thinking about our life together 479 00:21:53,660 --> 00:21:56,330 and... and everything we've been through. 480 00:21:56,360 --> 00:22:00,700 And how hard it would be to turn your back on that, 481 00:22:00,730 --> 00:22:04,230 however tempting it might be. 482 00:22:07,900 --> 00:22:09,800 Has it been that obvious? 483 00:22:09,830 --> 00:22:14,100 The words "open book" mean anything to you? 484 00:22:14,130 --> 00:22:17,560 Sorry, Elyse, I've been acting like a real child. 485 00:22:17,600 --> 00:22:18,900 No. No, you haven't. 486 00:22:18,930 --> 00:22:22,430 You... you've been acting like a grown man facing midlife. 487 00:22:22,460 --> 00:22:25,660 I-I'll probably act the same way when I get to be your age. 488 00:22:30,200 --> 00:22:31,860 Why didn't you stop me, Elyse? 489 00:22:31,900 --> 00:22:35,060 What would I have gained by that? 490 00:22:35,100 --> 00:22:37,930 I... I mean, our... Our entire relationship 491 00:22:37,960 --> 00:22:39,860 is based on trust. 492 00:22:39,900 --> 00:22:41,930 If we don't give each other that, 493 00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:44,500 what are we holding on to? 494 00:22:47,330 --> 00:22:50,630 There's something I want you to know, Elyse. 495 00:22:50,660 --> 00:22:52,200 What? 496 00:22:52,230 --> 00:22:56,130 I love you more every day. 497 00:22:56,160 --> 00:22:57,730 I love you, too, Steven. 498 00:23:04,230 --> 00:23:05,960 I want us to do more things together. 499 00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:06,960 Just the two of us. 500 00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:08,700 I like that idea. 501 00:23:08,730 --> 00:23:11,130 If you have anything particular in mind... 502 00:23:11,160 --> 00:23:13,430 Let's go camping. 503 00:23:17,360 --> 00:23:19,230 The tent's at the cleaners. 504 00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:22,600 Any other ideas? 505 00:23:26,100 --> 00:23:27,630 Just one.